Chapter two - Dan - p. 2 The Next Big Thing Guide

Last update: 11 May 2016

Pass a psychological test

To obtain acceptable answers in professor's test, Dan will need a help of Poet, who is sitting at the pier and looking for new types of pain, which inspire him to create further poems. Talk to him and ask for some painfully poetry. A nursery rhyme inspired by a magnifying glass burning someone's hand for example. Remember it.

To provide him with the next spur, stimulating him to work, use a red glove with claws on billboard nearby. A terrible noise proves to be a sufficient incentive for Poet. Of course, remember the next verse.

Now you need more items for further inspiration. Go to the villa where El Chupacabras sleeps near the wall. Take a guitar case from him. Open it with a close-up - you'll obtain a saltshaker and a lemon.

Return to Poet and give him these items. He will apply himself a new kind of pain and produce another batch of poetry. Remember it.

For a last instrument of torture you have to go to the car. There is a corkscrew in the edge of a lawn (to the right). Pull it out. Go to Poet and give him a corkscrew. You'll hear a fourth rhyme.

Now you have a set of test answers. Go to the boat and call professor who is upstairs. Ask him about the test. Seeing first blot, quote Poet about sun burning the body (inspired by his play with magnifying glass).

A second blot is connected with exploding hearing, wounded by thousands of bees (inspired by claws on the billboard). A third blot is connected with an eye devouring the brain like hungry zombies (inspired by the action of salt and lemon).

And a last, fourth blot is connected with blood stream in a jaw (inspired by what Poet did with a corkscrew). Dan will be now able to test the teleporter.

Send a teleport cabin to the Temple of Eternal Illusion and get there

Accost a professor and suggest that it would be good to test teleports when they are placed at a greater distance from each other. Suggest the warehouse in the villa - and one of the devices will be transported there.

Now you have to make that teleporter is moved even further - to the Temple of Eternal Illusion. It means that you need to change its appearance a little bit. To do so, leave the warehouse and steal set of spray paints, located near Edgar who tries to clean graffiti. Return to the warehouse and repaint the teleporter making a beautiful ... sarcophagus out of it. Go outside and tell Edgar that there is a sarcophagus inside. When he is convinced that you are not lying, he will order to move the sarcophagus to a mysterious temple. And that is it! Of course you can also spoof a priestess by the way...